Erotic garden gnomes are fairly similar to regular ones!
The differences are subtle, and you may miss them at first glance.
Pro tip: erotic gnomes are the ones with their genitals showing.
Two world peaces is just too much!
Also, I didn’t know Fletcher liked Katy Perry.
Of course he doesn’t. If he did, he’d have asked for official merchandise. He wants unofficial merchandise to sell on the black market.
You know, I think I’ve seen these erotic garden gnomes around, in fact an older lady might have a few laying around.
I hope Fletcher gets what he wants, but keep the robot away from me. Merry Christmas Fletcher. Whatever, Copernicus.
He only likes her unofficially.
ALL OF THE CHOCOLATE
Wait, so Fletcher understands asimov’s laws, but doesn’t realize Santa lives in the North Pole?
Once upon a Christmas, I thought I saw a family of erotic gnomes on my lawn.
Turned out to be my family.
This and the last comic are both #385! The Doctor’s Christmas special today must have even gotten into Antics with his temporal meddling!
I want to buy a real version of that Christmas sweater more than anything in the whole world ever
@Mog would you be willing to pay… ALL OF YOUR MONIES???!?!?!! !!?!!
I just read every single one of the Antics’ comics in the website. I am a proud fan now ^-^ (SO MUCH RANDOMNESS; I SALUTE THEE MASTER OF THE AWESOME AND RANDOM -bows to Fletcher Fletcherson)
STEPHEN. NO ANTICS, NO UPTOWN GHOST, WHAT IS THIS?!
I just read that Stephan is dead.
I really can’t believe it.
But it happened.
I wrote “Stephan is dead” on a napkin, read it, and I just told you guys. I think if you print this comic in reverse and also invert the colors, you can hear strange messages from your DVD player when you load it.
You might not hear “Turn me on dead man… miss him Miss Him MISS HIM!” – but you will hear some crunchy sounds. I think those represent the “Big Mac Aesthetic” despite the disjunctive perturbation of the spatial relationships between the erotic gnome urinating on the headstone.
It’s hard to decode these artistic deaths. With regard to the issue of death, the sublime beauty of the casket lined with human skin seems very disturbing in light of the inherent
ultra-specificity (that being, the skin of a Fletcher look-alike).
But you can’t deny that it visually and conceptually activates the eloquence of these pieces once you see the gnomes behind the headstone in a “69.”
It may be his greatest work ever – if not in ALL of New Zealand!! (Living down there sure fscks a guy up, ya know?)
Has he become an Uptown Ghost?
Stephan answer me WHYYYYYY!!!!!
Oh ivan I thought this was the end and I would have to start murdering rabbits again thank goodness this hopefully isn’t…for the rabbits.
Where is the Stephen? Where is the precious? Did the bad hobbit steal the Stephen?
noooo not again! *panics*
So, is this website dead, then?
“Welcome to Antics!
Fletcher is the fellow with a green
tie, and Copernicus has a red one.
New comics every Tuesday!”
I FEEL BETRAYED
“New comics every Tuesday”
So… No comics means, NO. TUESDAY!
My world is falling apart.
At least it was only a weekday, Chef.
I will remember you forever oh glorious Antics comics…Well, i’ll try anyways.
When you come back to a website, knowing you won’t see a comic, but maybe a disgruntled comment or two, that is when you know a comic has truly died. Goodbye, Antics.
Chef… My mind…. Are you inside it?!
I need antics!
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
I miss this, but i won’t stop coming here every once and a while to check on it.
maybe if we all comment enough he’ll come back and have his spunk back?
I barely made it through the last long antics break. Don’t do this to me again!
goodbye antics. -manly tear-
Goodbye, Antics. It’s been fun. Many times have you delayed my schoolwork in favor of yourself but now it’s sadly over. I shall study more now, to graduate. I shall win. I will win this battle.
Guys, he did say he was getting married… Maybe he’s busy with that.
Please don’t leave us hanging! At least officially announce that it’s over so I can stop worrying :(
I’ve returned to search out and wait for the legendary elusive “Antics comic” it’s been a long time since the last, this is worse then hunting for a needle in the haystack, many times i’ve pondered whether or not I can continue. Throughout the weeks i’ve neglected my gut telling me it’s over, I have to keep the hope up… i’ve started to draw my own fan versions of these chaps…one day hopefully they’ll return.
It’s now March. Time drags on and yet I still check the site, if not just to see any new comments, but to no avail. The days feel longer. They grow colder. And I can feel the embrace of Antics leaving me.
I’ve lost count of the days, but seeing “A Concerned Citizen” has slightly restored my morale…T’is coming short on the new comic hope but at least people haven’t entirely forgotten…Perhaps, just perhaps there’s some hope left….
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